Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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