You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What a dumb baby whore.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So much rum. So many feels.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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