she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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