Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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