Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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