smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
don't judge my taste in strippers
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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