1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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