if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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