My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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