I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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