It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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