so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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