I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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