I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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