worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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