I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
This toilet bowl is my home.
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