Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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