NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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