The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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