chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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