I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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