He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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