he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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