Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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