just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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