Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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