paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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