dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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