Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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