shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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