So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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