Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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