You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
