She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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