what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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