ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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