Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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