i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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