so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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