On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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