I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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