What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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