You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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