Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(828): View more from North Carolina

if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(301): View more from Maryland

chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.

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(847): View more from Illinois

She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.

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(936): View more from Texas

She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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(616): View more from Michigan

Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me

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(775): View more from Nevada

My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case

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(503): View more from Oregon

I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.

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