Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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