I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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