Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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