Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You are the jesus of drinking
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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