people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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