R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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