It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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