I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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