Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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