I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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