Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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