Nicole vs. Life
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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