You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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