I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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