I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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