is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dignity is for republicans.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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