Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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I need you to use more vowels.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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