i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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